Please Send Money!!!
1834 A Street Northmeadow Village
Checks, Money Orders and Cash welcomed
It’s not so much for me, the poor polar bears cubs don’t get regular medical check ups?? And I need more Bananas for potassium so I don’t cry all the time!!
Here I am again in this mean old town, and you’re so far away from me.
And Mama won’t pay any attention to me if I don’t have any scrilla!!!
And I’m on the verge of figuring this all out, you know, our significance in the Cosmic Totality!!! You wanted to know didn’t you??
And every dollar you send slows the breeding of the flying Monkeys in the C Street Church and Liberty University and Bob Jones University as well as deducting a day off your stay in Purgatory!!!
So cut a check or stuff a Bengie inna envelope and fire it off or You’ll be sorry!!!