Gohmert addresses Sworfs, Airplanes, Spoons and the Bermuda Triangle!!!


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Gohmert addresses

Sworfs, Airplanes, Spoons and

the Bermuda Triangle!!!

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Urban Dictionary: sworf

Gas Hydrates And The Bermuda Triangle

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Stephen Colbert, Texas Moron Louie Gohmert complains of aspersions on his asparagus

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Congressman: Women Should Be Forced To Give Birth To Fetuses With No Brain Function

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Tired of the constant “Lamestream Media” drumbeat that Ted Cruz and Rand Paul are the intellectual heavyweights of the dumb ignorant Fundamentalist Teabagging Cracker right

Louie joined forces with Paul Broun ( a Physician and a member of House science committee) to establish whether a spoon substituting for a ship or an Airplane could be made to vanish in a Sworf ala ships and Planes (and likely spoons as well?) vanishing as a result of a Gas Hydrates bubble like the Bermuda Triangle. 

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Consuming prodigious quantities of Louie’s Special Texas Chili, the pair used a spoon and  a Congressional Gym Hot Tub the pair proceeded to see if a spoon would indeed vanish in a sworf.

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The results will be filmed and put into the Congressional record, hopefully adding luster to their contesting the intellectual leadership of the Dumb ignorant Fundamentalist Teabagging Crackers.

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Gohmert repeatedly shouts ‘Objection!’ to silence claims food stamp cuts hurt hungry families

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Louie Gohmert Links Gun Magazine Limits To Gay Marriage, Bestiality

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Michael Burgess: I Oppose Abortion Because Male Fetuses Masturbate (VIDEO)

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Masturbating Fetuses – The Movie

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Fundamentalists Want to Drive Your Womb Like a Clown Car

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Bachmann, Gohmert and King’s surreal Egyptian presser blames Muslim Brotherhood for 9/11

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