I Dreamt that Demons on Brooms and Flying Monkeys issued forth from...

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I Dreamt that

Demons on Brooms and Flying Monkeys

issued forth from…

Bob Jones University

and Liberty University..

and were on the way to have a Tea Party and a Mob Action Protest at the Town Hell meeting I was holding at my humble abode to save the Polar Bear Cubs…

However, Bill Maher, myself and Maher’s assistant Miss Bimbina were prepared to meet them with a 50 Cal HMG if they were not prepared to be civil and follow Robert’s Rules of Order….

That was when the Wicked Witch of Minnesota showed up and told Maher that I might perhaps be more interested in his assistant than the Polar Bear cubs whereupon Maher aimed the Ma Deuce at me while the monkeys burned the meeting  hall to the ground

I fled the scene screaming for my life until I ran into the Girl Next door who told me to stop being a Peckerbrain and to not eat two boxes of Pizza rolls before falling asleep or Obama will put me in front of a Death Panel!!!

I think we all learned a valuable lesson today!!

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Wicked Witch Melting

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