Watch out for those
“Damn” Swedes
According to recent Military Intelligence sources, the Swedes are developing Stealth Naval Vessels (Corvette?). Sources in Stockholm also point to secret plans to use these Stealth Vessels, to sneak into England, Scotland and Ireland at 3 AM and grab some wenches, pound down a few ales, “go nuts, break shit”, kill a few Monks, Burn a few Churches, steal some stuff and leave! Spokespersons for the Swedish Government claim the idea is “completely ridiculous”,and that they don’t have Monks in England anymore (except possibly, ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair), and pointed out that it was the Danes that generally did that stuff anyway.
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- Swedish Stealth Ships
IKEA – Midsommar in Schweden – Director’s Cut
Charles XII of Sweden and the Great Northern War.
The Royal War Ship Wasa (King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden)
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Have you heard about the Danes accusing the Swedes (and Ikea specifically) of “cultural imperialism”? They claim that Ikea gives Swedish names to its nice furniture, while giving Danish names to things like rugs and doormats.
I kid you not.