I was Thinking About
Slicing my Ear Off..
I was thinking about
slicing my ear off and mailing it to the women who have spurned me,
but there are so many more of them than I got ears?
Really, where else would you find Vincent Van Gogh jokes?
SO FAR AWAY- Dire Straits & Denny
Pearl Jam – Black
Pearl Jam – Black
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3 responses so far ↓
poodle // July 1, 2008 at 1:43 pm |
Slice those donkey ears off PLEASE and the wife TOO
poodle // July 1, 2008 at 1:47 pm |
Slice off those DONKEY EARS OFF. I will supply the scissors/knife. Shred that famous $148.00 black and white dress UNITY pulled off the racks of The Dress Barn while your at it.
Poodle
mylesfromnowhere // July 4, 2008 at 3:11 am |
.. the punchline goes….. Oh you want children? Dont bother opening the other box…… rat atat tat